So my package was sent on the 3rd, and is "scheduled" for the 26th. That's 23 days to move from Breningsville, PA to Anchorage, Alaska.
According to Google maps, I could drive that in about 70 hours (non stop of course, but still).
So, I can only conclude that Frodo, Aragorn and Boromir; Legolas; Gandalf; Gimli the Dwarf, the son of Glóin; and Frodo's three Hobbit companions are making the delivery journey.
I'm sure along the way to my...