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ethanchan
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Sep 18, 2018
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Just released 1more triple driver surgeon general warning labels: WARNING(S): EDM WARNING: 1MORE TRIPLE DRIVER HAS BEEN LINKED TO SUDDEN BOUTS OF JUMPING, ARM WAVING, SPINNING IN CIRCLES AND EXCESSIVE HEAD BOBBING WHILE USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH THIS TYPE OF MUSIC. THESE ACTIONS CAN LEAD TO SEVERE SWEATING, SHOULDER PAIN, DIZZINESS AS WELL AS SORENESS AND STIFFNESS OF THE NECK! JAZZ WARNING: 1MORE TRIPLE DRIVER HAS BEEN LINKED TO VARIOUS FACIAL CONTORTIONS, AIR PIANO PLAYING AND SUDDEN URGES TO DRINK COFFEE WHILE LISTENING TO JAZZ MUSIC. THESE ACTIONS CAN LEAD LEAD TO UGLY FACEINITUS, SORE FINGERS AND THE DREADED COFFEE RUNS WHEN USED WITH THIS TYPE OF MUSIC. PUNK, HARD CORE PUNK, THRASH METAL AND GRUNGE MUSIC WARNING: 1 MORE TRIPLE DRIVERS HAS BEEN LINKED TO FITS OF SLAMMING, HITTING, JUMPING ON AND OVERALL AGGRESSION TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE WHEN USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH THESE TYPES OF MUSIC. RAP WARNING: 1MORE TRIPLE DRIVER HAS BEEN LINKED TO THUG WALK DANCING, AND FACE MAKING. THESE ACTIONS CAN LEAD TO TRIPPING, FALLING AND SUDDEN ALIENATION OF THOSE AROUND YOU WHEN USED WITH THIS TYPE OF MUSIC. POP MUSIC WARNING: 1MORE TRIPLE DRIVER HAS BEEN LINKED TO SINGING OUT LOUD, SKIP WALK DANCING, POUTY FACE AND SUDDEN BURSTS OF MUMBLE SINGING WHILE SINGING OUT LOUD AND COMING TO A PART OF THE SONG WHERE YOU DON'T KNOW THE WORDS. FALSE SENSE OF CUTENESS OR INAPPROPRIATELY TIMED FLIRTY FACE, GIGGLES WHILE RUNNING OFF LAUGHING WHEN USED WITH THIS TYPE OF MUSIC. CLASSICAL MUSIC WARNING: 1MORE TRIPLE DRIVER HAS BEEN LINKED TO LONG PERIODS OF SITTING STILL WHILE HOLDING HAND OVER HEART, LOOK OF CONSTERNATION, RHYTHMIC MOVEMENT OF ONES HEAD SIDE TO SIDE AND ON RARE OCCASION WATERY EYES AND TEARS WHEN USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH THESE TYPES OF MUSIC. DISCLAIMER 1: SHOULD YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THE ABOVE LISTED SYMPTOMS WHILE USING THIS PRODUCT WITH A PORTABLE DEVICE YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO TURN UP THE VOLUME AND ENJOY YOURSELF EVEN MORE! DISCLAIMER 2: SHOULD YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THE ABOVE LISTED SYMPTOMS WHILE USING THIS PRODUCT WITH A NON PORTABLE DEVICE YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO PURCHASE ONE AND REFER TO DISCLAIMER 1! DISCLAIMER 3: 1 MORE AND MASSDROP ARE NOT IN ANY WAY AFFILIATED WITH THE ABOVE STATEMENTS AND CAN NOT BE HELD LIABLE FOR THE SUGGESTIONS OR ACTIONS, REAL OR IMAGINED CONTAINED IN THE WARNING(S) SECTION OF THIS COMMENT. IT WAS WRITTEN AS A SATIRICAL ILLUSTRATION OF WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT TO EXPERIENCE WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC THROUGH THE TRIPLE DRIVER OVEREAR HEADPHONES. THE WRITER OF THIS COMMENT IS IN NO WAY AFFILIATED WITH EITHER COMPANY AND HAS CHOSEN TO WRITE THIS OF HIS OWN WILL WHILE LISTENING TO VARIOUS GENRES OF MUSIC.
Sep 18, 2018
phoenixsong
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Dec 7, 2018
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Oh my eyes! Trying to read this with insufficient sleep is a real pain >.<
Dec 7, 2018
ethanchan
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Dec 7, 2018
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Sorry, I thought it was pretty funny when I wrote it, it was not meant to cause pain or irritation.
Dec 7, 2018
phoenixsong
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Dec 7, 2018
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Nah, your enthusiasm itself made it worth the pain HAHA! Indeed, at this price I would have gotten 1 too- if I do not already have 4 (or more, I can't remember :p) portable headphones not counting the rest heheh :)
Dec 7, 2018
ethanchan
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Dec 7, 2018
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I hear ya, I have quite the collection myself. It is crazy how addicting it is, I have headphones for every occasion at this point.. lol. Even my dacs and amps are starting to pile up at this point. I am actually gonna pick up a few of these to give as xmas presents to my nephews because they all love mine and have at one time or another asked me for it since I have so many headphones. At $130 I just don't see how anyone can pass them up. Especially if you have the head and ears for it, I still use mine even though I can only wear them in short spurts because how much it hurts after a while. If they ever make this headphone so that it has a larger cup and with less clamp force I know I will wind up with another headphone in my collection. I am starting to think that I need some professional help at this point.. lol.
Dec 7, 2018
phoenixsong
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Dec 7, 2018
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So true, that "handing over of your prized possessions" gesture is always bound to happen lol XD
Dec 7, 2018
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