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Angry Miao HATSU Wireless Split Ergonomic Keyboard

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Angry Miao HATSU Wireless Split Ergonomic Keyboard

Name: Angry Miao HATSU Wireless Split Ergonomic Keyboard
Brand: Angry Miao
SKU: angry-miao-hatsu-wireless-ergonomic-split-ergo-keyboard
Price: 1600 USD
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A split, ergonomic keyboard layout is celebrated for those who want natural arm angles and less strain on their shoulders and wrists—and the Angry Miao HATSU Ergonomic Keyboard takes brings the design into its endgame. Fully separate, ergonomically contoured keyboard modules—one for each hand—allow you to space your left and your right hands exactly as far as you’d like for gaming or typing Read More

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Alejo1707

332

Feb 28, 2024

Have you noticed this thing does not have a review page? And I don't think it is because it's so good it does not need reviews. Here is my conspiracy theory:

Drop has not sold a single one of these luxurious paperweights.
Moreover, if you check their photos page, only 2 are seemingly not from the company itself, Drop, or a tech reviewer.
From those 2, 1 belongs to a special edition which was not even carried by Drop, so for all I know, somebody got scammed early on with their NTFs "gift" (yeah, it's bad), uploaded a photo and it ended up on Drop.
That leaves a single semi-valid actual customer photo, or it's just another company photo, but uglier so people get fooled somebody actually bought one.

On a side note, how tf does Drop curates the "Bought together" button? Why would somebody get a Hatsu and a Cyberboard? Honestly after being acquired by Corsair I was hoping they would up their standards, but apparently it's just wishful thinking.

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Alejo1707

332

Mar 26, 2024

Oh my friend, Drop cannot be further away than what Massdrop was. They only inherited the name, but none of the actual matter. There are eventually some things that are somewhat attractive, but those are becoming more and more rare as time goes on.

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Alejo1707

332

Mar 26, 2024

That is one of the stupidest things they could have done. I have no idea how on earth they did not bundle the mat with the keyboard given the charging port is at the bottom of each half. That's Apple's Magic Mouse level stupid. I cannot say the thing does not look amazing, but the Glove 80 and Dactyl Manuform are the same way, out worldly. I have thought of purchasing it, but only if I ever get into PCB design so I can swap their crap for a decent one that does not need their SW and does not break just by looking at it out of the case. Also, more than once I have found very sketchy processes running on Chinese software :S.

Freik

Feb 27, 2024

That robot's thumbs look really relaxed and comfortable, typing on its robotic keyboard.

robobonobo

Feb 27, 2024

Hate from Chicago

Chaostrophy

Dec 14, 2023

Suddenly my collection of $300 or so keyboards looks very reasonable. Might have spent $1600 over the years on them. RSI from 25 years ago, I've outlasted multiple kinesis ergo, currently on a Keyboard.io Model 01.

Alejo1707

332

Dec 21, 2023

ChaostrophyThat keyboard is mighty interesting, although the only hiccup I have is with the Alps stem. I love to add flair to my keyboards and love my cap sets.

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Cyphre

2708

Dec 14, 2023

Someday they'll get rid of their extra stock they can't push for the insane price they paid.

Alejo1707

332

Dec 21, 2023

CyphreThey will get rid of it. As I said many times before, this keyboard is just form over matter, and most people like it or not, are more into form than into matter. I think they sold 3 or just lowered the "successful run" status so much they are willing to label it as such with only 2 sales of this magnificent turd. But honestly, even 1 sale will be enough to call it a success at this point.

Zibounet

Dec 14, 2023

Always nice to see this crap back on sale, are the "true professionals and connoisseur of ergonomic boards" ready for Christmas ?

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OlivierPons

243

Jun 8, 2023

I quote "For this run to be successful, at least 6 members are needed to join. blabla". Then you can read: "5 days left / +6 purchasers needed". 0 sales. Normal: comment explaining everything is from @Alejo1707 , below, - it's much more interesting than mine.

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Alejo1707

332

Jun 22, 2023

Drop is never transparent about a success or failure on an item they sold. It happened before on their own Marvel Series sets, which they never even disclosed how many were actually sold, and I have seen items which would close in 5 minutes with a lot of missing sales before success, being marked afterwards as "Sold Out". My guess is that this BS, being as expensive as it is, would be a success even if a single one was sold. Are you telling me Angry Miao would say no to a purchase of their "exquisitely crafted" paperweight? Sorry if I came a bit aggressive, but Angry Miao along with Drop is like sus truckfood and ipecac, they make the ultimate turd. Just know it's not against you my friend ;)

HappyHacker

Jun 27, 2023

Alejo1707Yeah, that's possible indeed

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SpecTP

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Jun 7, 2023

All of us on geekhack already know that Angry Miao are expensive.. nothing new.

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HappyHacker

Jun 20, 2023

SpecTPI will say it's a "hyped" product since there is no other split wireless ergo keyboard right now on the market even though this $1600 had been launched for over a year.

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maximelearning

Feb 29, 2024

HappyHackerDude there are multiple. https://a.co/d/dlv9YWu

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BiffsBiz

205

Jun 5, 2023

I want this very much, but I can't go to $1600 for a keyboard. Let me know when the price drops below half that.

Jun 16, 2023

https://www.zsa.io/moonlander/ Moonlander is solid but not the same. the hatsu wireless is pretty cool 5-axis cnc and it just being a block of metal lols. Also the all wireless probably where the price comes in. Though, i feel like for 1600 they should throw in that deskmat for wireless charging at least lol

caxica

Feb 28, 2024

BiffsBizhttps://ohkeycaps.com/products/built-to-order-dactyl-manuform-keyboard

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Clarid

147

Jun 5, 2023

"...the all-white RGB lighting delivers a stark, one-tone aesthetic." It's white. Just say, "the backlight is white." That's all there is to it, what is going on here? Hahaha The above quote mixed with the attached image (this thing is PACKED with unique features and the ONLY "highlight" is something it DOESN'T HAVE!? hahaha) has officially convinced me that composition/copy approval of ALL product blurbs are outsourced to moms on fiverr with only the product name and a single picture given for reference. Will they research for more details? Will they even check out the manufacturer's resources or just click on the first keyword stuffed fake article when researching? Who knows! Regardless, whatever is written, no matter how accurate, detailed, or factual, gets published with seemingly zero proofreading from Drop to ensure that a single listing posted doesn't misinform, obfuscate, omit, or somehow generally leave potential buyers with more questions than they started with. As a seller, you want to make sure those interested have all the info they could want to ensure an educated purchase and avoid surprises, disappointment and returns....right? But hey, maybe that's part of the intended experience with this shop. If you're not forced to look off-site for basic product info, adding your question bin a sea of others asking for clarification on what's actually being sold, or paying at or above retail to then wait half a year for shipment, is it *really* a purchase from Drop?

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Alejo1707

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I bought one! Just kind of bought it on a lark/as an odd collection piece I guess - I’m not a tech reviewer, but I AM an idiot, so take this all with a grain of salt. I dunno, I kinda like it tbh - decent conversation piece at least, and good fun to goof around with. For the life of me I can never seem to actually get used to using the damn thing, but the only REAL complaint I have with it is that it’s impossible to find the stupid (sold separately) charging mat.