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RayF

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Dec 31, 2018

So many skinny wrist-ed complainers commenting on the case size, that I have a notion to start selling my Super-Wrist Weight-On Bars again! Just one bar in the morning and another before bed (along with two cheeseburgers, and the large shake of you choice for lunch) and in just three weeks, you can turn those wimpy 5 1/4" wrists into 7 3/4" Monster-Boy wrists that'll have Dwayne Johnson turning loom-green with envy! Just think, you can wear any hub-cap sized, bling laden watch you chose and never have to worry about all the fellows at the gym calling you "Pencil Arms" again! Yup, I had a great campaign lined up for it too--pity the FDA made me take the stuff off the market--damn government regulations! Well, anyway for the rest of us guys, with greater than lady-boy sized arms, this watch doesn't look half -bad; plenty of colors to chose from, sapphire crystal, and a windey/hackey movement to annoy all your non-hacking friends with--and all at a good price! Curse the luck though--I already have two others in the pipe and one due from Singapore today! Hmm...maybe it's time for me to start acting like an adult and exercise some damn restraint with this stuff?! Well...maybe for today...

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Dec 31, 2018