Click to view our Accessibility Statement or contact us with accessibility-related questions
Showing 1 of 16 conversations about:
Fat_Munchy_Man
33
Jul 30, 2014
bookmark_border
I really love buying stupid things, but this seems too stupid even for me.
My bike already has a bottle cage. I already have bottles. I'm perfectly capable of putting secret sauce secretly in bottles and putting those bottles in my bottle cage so I can secretly do whatever secret squirrels do.
Explain why I would prefer to replace my 16 oz bottle with an 8 oz flask that screams "SECRET SAUCE" to anyone who sees it? Why would I replace my standard bottle cage that fits almost any bottle with a custom one that only fits said "SECRET SAUCE" screaming bottle? And why would I choose to mount my shot glass to my handlebars where it will be exposed to bugs, road grime, and the weather when I could carry it in my pocket instead?
Honestly, putting a class III trailer hitch on a bicycle seems more useful than this.
Jul 30, 2014
sandwich
21
Jul 30, 2014
bookmark_border
Fat_Munchy_ManCause it's made out of metal, not plastic, and because the shot glass doubles as a bell, so you can alert your herpe-lipped friend that it's time to drink and share, while you pull from the flask instead.
Jul 30, 2014
View Full Discussion