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tomwitt2
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Aug 24, 2014
I don't understand the appeal of a katana. On a wall, maybe. In real life, you're gonna get arrested or hurt someone; most likely, both.
I suppose if you're a fan of The Walking Dead/Michone but hopefully you also realize that TWD is fiction. There will NEVER be a zombie apocalypse. Even our current global threat, Ebola. leaves it's victims too exhausted to require battling. And even then, you're only helping to spread the infection with noxious sprays of virulent blood. (I'm probably going to hell for making that last joke/observation; it's okay, though, I've made other jokes that were worse. I haven't yet woken to the smell of sulfur/brimstone. But there's always tomorrow. )
I hope you 15 people enjoy your really, really sharp katanas. Please don't hurt anybody (including yourselves).
I'd love to see some badass real-life fruit ninja videos, though. That WOULD be cool. Seeing a cabbage explode from a katana blow would be awesome. (I know. A cabbage is not a fruit. But they explode nicely, or so I've been led to believe. It's how I envision coleslaw being made. Chef Michone kicks some HINEY [I wrote something else but I didn't think it would make it past the censors] )