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Effigy
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Jan 31, 2023
My mouse is now broken from smashing the buy button. It was like adrenaline fueled purchasing, followed by an end zone style celebration where I flipped the table and made sure my cat knew what a dominant and superior creature I am for having bought these. Take that, cat.
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EffigyLove this!šŸ¤£... poor cat
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Effigy
89
Jan 31, 2023
EvshrugYou are implying that cats are vastly superior and more dominantā€¦ if this is true, how is it that I AM THE ONE WITH THE SPEAKERS!!?? Science wins again.
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EffigyWhy do we call PC computing devices ā€œmice,ā€ and have a fascination with pawing them and messing around with cables? Who paid for the BMR1, when both you and the cat will get to listen to it? You are under control of the benevolent cat overlords, he/she let you buy the speakers. Probably because the cat was concerned about you drowning in dollar bills. Killing the mouse was a necessary sacrifice.
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I have spent the whole afternoon in-cat-pacitated on the living room couch by the window, because my lap is the warm place and the only place my cat wants to be.
Effigy
89
Jan 31, 2023
EvshrugScience. These ā€œcat-eartherā€ theories have been disproven universally, although I do understand how it is that you end up being cathandled. My cat often is abusive solely for its amusement. I chalk this up to an inferiority complex and maybe a little hostility towards getting hit with money.
EffigyNext youā€™re going to tell me birds are real šŸ™„ (side note, genuinely thanks for all the smiles and guffaws the past few days)
Effigy
89
Jan 31, 2023
EvshrugItā€™s what I do when I am hunched over my keyboard waiting to buy stuff.
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