Click to view our Accessibility Statement or contact us with accessibility-related questions
Barry
431
Mar 1, 2014
Girl, Smoove B could not help but notice how sad and low-class your keyboard is looking. A fine lady such as yourself should not be subjected to such an unworthy keyboard. That is why Smoove is getting you a keyboard gilded in the finest gold with the premium imported keys. If you so desire, I will place grapes in your mouth as you use your new keyboard to update your facebook status. We will drink the finest imported cognac as we both depress the spacebar--you know, the one with the glowing serpent, which signifies our forbidden passion. In my 10th floor penthouse apartment, we will sit down to a delicious dinner of cheese fondue--after which I will present you with a keyboard that befits you. While you are unwrapping it, I will retrieve cinnamon and rose-scented love oil which has been gently warming and Smoove will hit you doggy style.
Barryu wot m8
PRODUCTS YOU MAY LIKE
Trending Posts in Mechanical Keyboards