NotsurewhyibotherEveryone knows I buy huge watches, jacked up pickup trucks and tactical gear? Well it was a secret until you told everyone! Now my reputation is RUINED thanks to your big mouth (and tiny wrists)—I hope you’re satisfied!!!
NotsurewhyibotherPersonally, I like to get the faux ball sack made of rubber or stainless to hang from my jacked up truck’s rear bumper. And I KNOW, when people see me drive by, they say, “now that dudes well endowed.”