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RayF
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Jan 23, 2021
I’m not a dress watch guy, but if I were...
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...and I were also Father Guido Sarducci, and spoke with a heavy Italian accent, I might ask Hamilton: “Hey, Hamilton, why you fuck’n up the dial of a my watch, with a that damna gasa tank gauge, eh?!” He’d probably tell me it’s a feature Father—because the watch has an 80 hour power reserve--twice the reserve of a typical forty hour watch. “So what I need a gauge a for then, if it’s got a 80 hour reserves? Soundsa to me, I need a gauge on a my 40 hours a watches—those are the ones a gonna run down! Not a my 80 hours watch, its a gonna just keep on a ticking!” Hamilton might reply: Well we put it there mainly to let people know it has an 80 reserve. Then I’d a say something like: “How a come you didn’t a put a no gasa gauge on a my Murph? It’s a gotta 80 hours a too! Then Hamilton would finally come clean with me—he’d say: Well Father, it’s like anchovies—some people like them on their pizza, and some people don’t. He’d a have a me there! You can’t a argue with a pizza logic.
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Jan 24, 2021
RayFAh Mr. Ray, for you we tooka off da anchovies, added a nice ostrich strap, and can'ya believe, your pie will be one linguini bigger. All this and a MSRP a few shekels less.
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RayF
22220
Jan 24, 2021
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Marone--what'a watch!
andrea_t
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Jan 29, 2021
RayFAHAHAHAH. Genius!