...and I were also Father Guido Sarducci, and spoke with a heavy Italian accent, I might ask Hamilton:
“Hey, Hamilton, why you fuck’n up the dial of a my watch, with a that damna gasa tank gauge, eh?!”He’d probably tell me it’s a featureFather—because the watch has an 80 hour power reserve--twice the reserve of a typical forty hour watch.
“So what I need a gauge a for then, if it’s got a 80 hour reserves? Soundsa to me, I need a gauge on a my 40 hours a watches—those are the ones a gonna run down! Not a my 80 hours watch, its a gonna just keep on a ticking!”
Hamilton might reply: Well we put it there mainly to let people know it has an 80 reserve.
Then I’d a say something like:
“How a come you didn’t a put a no gasa gauge on a my Murph? It’s a gotta 80 hours a too!
Then Hamilton would finally come clean with me—he’d say: Well Father, it’s like anchovies—some people like them on their pizza, and some people don’t.
He’d a have a me there! You can’t a argue with a pizza logic.
RayFAh Mr. Ray, for you we tooka off da anchovies, added a nice ostrich strap, and can'ya believe, your pie will be one linguini bigger. All this and a MSRP a few shekels less.
Marone--what'a watch!