I know this version is for safety and all, but I was thinking--what about a model that only inflated in such a way as to make you look much more muscular?
You know, you see an attractive woman at the bar, and you want to make a good impression, so before you walk up and introduce yourself (as her future ex-husband--trust me, chicks dig honesty), you pull the cord and (poof), instant he-man!
Hell, who wouldn't pay eight-hundred bucks for that?!