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When you’re eating in the backcountry, you have to expect the unexpected. A broken utensil here, a stray animal there: There are tons of things that can go wrong Read More
These are supes totes tactical! Now, if they would only make them in a *stealth* tactical version. Gunmetal and camouflage to start with, but eventually, they'll need to expand into fashion colors, such as electric blue, neon green, and bubblegum pink.
Also, it'd be nice if they offered the chopsticks in a pointy version. Not only would that make them easy to use with Japanese cuisine, but it would also turn them into stealth weapons! I mean, sure, it's great that the spork is a stealth Kubotan, but we also need stealth eye gougers. (Can the points of the chopsticks come with built-in DNA samplers, too?)
With all the knives I buy via Massdrop alone, and carry everyday, I, a civilian, can’t even imagine needing tactical anything, let alone a ‘tactical’ spork. This is hysterical!!
Sorry but if I see someone using chopsticks camping in the US, and they are not an Asian tourist, well sorry you are a Urban Douche Bag skinny jean vegan logger.
$7 for chopsticks is ridiculous no matter what they're made of so NOT being able to join this drop without getting the chopsticks too ensured I will not join this drop.
P.S. Amazon has a tendency to break/damage things I order and not give a s*** about it so they don't get my business anymore. Yes, I can exchange them, and I have. After doing that multiple times for the same freakin' thing and then have them cancel my order because they can't get it right... Zero tolerance for stupid and lazy.