Keith Titanium Bent / Jumbo Straw (2-Pack)
Keith Titanium Bent / Jumbo Straw (2-Pack)
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On average, Americans use roughly 500 million plastic straws a day. Add the rest of the world into that equation, and it’s not hard to see why metal straws are a no-brainer Read More

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Soko
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Jul 22, 2019
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I got these on $AMZN Amazon in a pack of 8 with on bent straw and one fat one and the rest straight for half this price. My slushies from 7/11 are delicious. but I aint pay the suckers price here. AMAZON PRIME BABY
Jul 22, 2019
awk
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Jul 22, 2019
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"it’s not hard to see why metal straws are a no-brainer" Speaking of which, anybody see the story about the disabled woman who fell on a metal straw and was impaled in the eye, causing fatal brain injuries? https://www.livescience.com/65925-metal-straw-death.html
Jul 22, 2019
BarryBogave
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Jul 21, 2019
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Titanium alert!! Time to charge 4x retail again. Previous titanium explanations were that they are lighter than other metals and better for travel. Does that apply here as well??
Jul 21, 2019
Pauly3
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Apr 23, 2019
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What is with all of the titanium this and that? These would make a fine partner to the titanium chopsticks and toothpicks. I’m sure that in a few weeks these will be offered in black and listed as “tactical”. What use are these as otherwise being used for a tactical tracheotomy?
Apr 23, 2019
RayF
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Apr 25, 2019
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I first used mine to tap a certain species tree last Fall and then to corner the market in fake Maple Syrup. Latter, I used those resources to fund an under cover team contracted to the CIA, where me and the elite members of my team, use our Keith Titanium Bent Jumbo Straws to neutralize perceived threats around the globe. Pardon the bone fragments on your pancakes.
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Apr 25, 2019
AidanH
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Apr 22, 2019
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Is this compatible with my venti size frapachino?
Apr 22, 2019
lailoken
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Apr 22, 2019
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I so wanted to like these, I got annoyed with all the plastic landfill. The problems I have with them: 1) Drinking ice smoothies would conduct the cold brilliantly... making the outside too cold and wet with condesation. 2) Chipped teeth. 3) Walking and stumbling while using these... a metal rod into the back of your throat... and thoughts of my children falling while using one? So I rarely use them, and for other times just stick with compostable plastic straws. Not that I need straws, it's just those smoothies and my beard... don't mix.
Apr 22, 2019
lailoken
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Apr 22, 2019
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Yup, stopped using it now, so I'm an Award loser! ;)
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Apr 22, 2019
RayF
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Apr 25, 2019
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You forget the benefit of having one available for emergency tracheotomies!
Apr 25, 2019
RayF
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Apr 22, 2019
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I've come to the conclusion the problem was never with straws, it was the people who couldn't drink anything without one. It's people who suck, not straws.
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Apr 22, 2019
Klondikekid
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Feb 12, 2019
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Someone should make straws out of recycled syringes.
Feb 12, 2019
Soko
212
Feb 10, 2019
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I got these on Amazon for 7.99 CAD. 2 day delivery. Just saying
Feb 10, 2019
Franknozly
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Apr 22, 2019
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Link?
Apr 22, 2019
aneffinleaf
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Feb 9, 2019
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The figure of "500 million plastic straws used a day in the US" is actually an estimate...that came from a 9 year old. True story.
Feb 9, 2019
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