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A last-ditch emergency tool, the Urban Protector is a 2-inch titanium spike concealed by a carbon fiber exterior. From the outside, it looks like a long tube of chapstick, or maybe a pen, but pull the two magnetically connected ends apart and inside is a super-sharp point Read More

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lobster

687

Feb 10, 2019

i don’t get why massdrop comments are so hateful against weapons. Let’s call a spade a spade and after we get over the idea of deception, what’s wrong with buying weapons on massdrop? I bought kukris here and kabars regularly drop here. I have plenty of knives that are more weapon like in design than utility—I would say half the market for knives fits this description. I have plenty of guns as well and only one of them is a game harvesting tool, so I know exactly what those other guns and that kabar were made for. Even if massdrop was conceived in my liberal hometown of San Francisco, it’s not like people from San Francisco are above carrying weapons. A weapon is just a tool for a different purpose. It’s still at tool. I won’t have a problem with massdrop selling guns either, or bringing back the vaporizers.

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timo

140

Mar 28, 2019

uh. okay. so, when you said "i don’t get why massdrop comments are so hateful against weapons," you meant to say "$50 fish-killing spikes" instead of "weapons"?

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lobster

687

Mar 29, 2019

timoNo, I came upon this use more recently

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Rudolph

279

Feb 10, 2019

It's here the Kizer platinum class gentlemens shank you'll be the toast of the cell block with this little titanium and carbon fiber beauty and if you act now for a limited time you'll get the "Safe Pat Down" gift set, the SPD gift set comes with all the tools for the high end gentleman felon on the go that has to go, included in the SPD gift set you'll find the Urban Protector , three of the finest lambskin prophylactics , and a pint of imported extra virgin olive oil, but that's not all the first 200 ordered will also include a custom stainless steel good plated lanyard chain for fast indexing in the "yard" so act now and order at home (prior to conviction) and member the Kizer motto "What I didn't do nothing he just tripped"

DavidBoring

Feb 9, 2019

This drop makes the whole community look like fools. We like to assume knives are tools and then this stupid weapon is listed among them. Makes no sense. What are you thinking MD? Not much, it seems.

Addison_woods

106

Feb 7, 2019

I've been thinking about this all day and I think the funniest thing about it is that it would actually be MORE marketable if they dulled the tip and marketed it as a marlinespike. still a niche-as-hell audience, but less so than those seeking a gentrified shiv.

Calaverasgrande

1486

Feb 6, 2019

I mean, sure I miss the improvised shiv that got me through 3 years in max. Sometimes I feel like the guy in teh Carls jr is eyeing my fries. Sometimes a person on the bus is standing too close. I miss that shiv and the security it provided. But I'm out now. I can buy any damn weapon I want (that my parole officer doesn't know about). So why would I settle for an uptown version of the sharpened screwdriver I kept in my bunk?

Addison_woods

106

Feb 6, 2019

no no no officer, you see, it was Necessary for me to jam an icepick into that homeless guys neck. look! its even tacticooled out! it looks white as hell, so it has to be legal.

Addison_woods

106

Feb 6, 2019

Addison_woodsseriously, what is the target market for this product? field lobotomists?

Styvkuling

207

Feb 7, 2019

Addison_woodsYou have entered into The MALL NINJA section!

emkay

Feb 6, 2019

What's the simplest way for me to attach this to my prison wallet? I don't want to look ostentatious, I'm just trying to express my sense of style while staying safe in the yard.

Addison_woods

106

Feb 10, 2019

emkaydo you think it comes with ky jelly included?

samsamsam

Feb 6, 2019

Great for when your cheap Amazon blades keep breaking off in all the homeless people you've been stabbing as they ask for change. Now I settle for nothing less than titanium. My keys are getting too heavy to jab effectively into their necks with the 15 or so pill capsules I've got on them so I gotta have that carbon fiber body to keep the weight down. My wife won't leave her suburban home to drive the land cruiser to Lululemon in the big scary "urban" city without this bad boy.

fhood

715

Feb 6, 2019

Titanium and carbon fiber! Wow! I wanted to write up a hilarious sarcastic comment detailing all the possible uses for this, but honestly I can't come up with anything good even as a joke. This has basically zero utility. And for all you "tacticapable" folks, I suspect that keys on a lanyard would be a more effective weapon than a titanium thumbtack. At least with a "tactical pen" you actually have a pen at the end of the day.