fhoodOK. I'll take a shot. For the incredibly low price of $74, you can get a very unique, one of a kind Maserin trigger fish, er,.....knife. For you convenience, you can stretch the payment out over two hours and have it delivered to your front door long after it has slipped your mind. The handle is a safe one inch longer than the blade, insuring that you will never stick yourself with the tip when it's closed. Best of all, this looks cheap which will lead all your friends to wildly overestimate your wealth. The long blade is made from rather passe 440A. (Not the kind of steel for a working pocket knife.) The newly invented locking mechanism has only totally failed once among the small number of reviewers here. Uh, how am I doing so far?