*surfs Massdrop like a shark on the daily, gots 2 git muhdealz*
*spots electrostats*
"Hell yeah "puts on glasses before terminator eyes incinerate my OLED screen", we cool club now*
*get them in box in box, so excited*
*open them up, their smell makes me dribble and from more than one orafice*
*plug amp into my 90s walkman and turn it on*
*oh sweet creamsus.mp4* what .jpg? that meme's ded
*angels literally singing in my ears, okay now they are licking the inside of my ears with their angel tongues*
*ohhhhhh YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss*
*pant feeling tighter than usual, bumps desk*
*knocks over glass of water by amp*
MY FACE WHEN
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*Amp and home explode*
*runs choking from smoke, clutching my soulmate sakura-bodypillow*
*she's the only survivor*
*cry in my own filth on the street until the firemen show up*
*Sakura stolen by a homeless guy and used to gag me*
*distressed, loses job and all hope to live for*
*remembers that sweet, sweet sound*
*flips burgers for 9 weeks, and then 9 more*
*buys electrostat again from library pc*
Would buy it again and again lads, if I had to review I would say 9/9 for the weeks of work and best sound ever, do buy now thanks.