psiinara Koss has always been more function than form... good to see you've finally sorted out the obvious. If you're looking for Beats you will need to look elsewhere.
psiinaraDT990s are my current pair and they're probably not on your "they look decent"-list either.
On a more serious note:
Did it make you feel better to mock other peoples style? Do you not realize there's probably people out there that would mock your sense of style as well? Everyone is different, try to accept that next time you feel the need to mock a product that is very well-known, and has been for decades, just because you don't like it.