You: Standard compact 60%, QMK remap and programmable, kailh hotswap, Bluetooth 4.0, great stock keycaps, stylish case, fully optioned backlighting, current USB C.....
Me: This is great value! Great portable phone laptop 'full size ish' keyboard! Even if I try to choose the switches I hate most I'll still love it! Who could care about the switches with all this value, Eh!