Kind'a cool stuff, and I could almost get myself to spring for it (even at the crazy price listed)--but then I started watching the video and became violently nauseous and threw up all over my keyboard--and buddy, I hadn't even made it to the half-way point yet!
God save me from one more commercial from yet another millennial duchebag trying to convince be to buy his or her overpriced shit-I-don't-acctually-need product with the same, trite, transparent ad nauseam pitch about how they (yada yada) for years and finally decided to (yada yada) reinvent the wheel on their own, because they just couldn't find a decent (yada yada) so they borrowed money from their mom, and decided to get all Steve Jobs/Steve Wozniak about it by creating their own (yada yada) for the rest of us, which in reality turns out to be a (website-only) company who's sole purpose is to convince us to buy their version of (yada yada) stuff I already own, and have owned for years (ala Tommy John's underwear, Boll and Branch sheets, Bombas socks, etc, etc..)! Only now it's a bunch of fancy gourmet chefs knives I can take with me when I...go camping?!!!
No wonder all of my camping trips have been such disasters--I've been packing the wrong damn knives all this time!
Quick--take my two-hundred and forty-nine bucks and make me a whole person again.