Off Grid Tools Trucker's Friend Survival Tools

I ordered this on Amazon for 34.99 with free shipping from a third party seller. Your price is 37.00 plus 8.75 for shipping. Somebody's on drugs with your pricing.

Based on every zombie movie I've ever seen this is called the Trucker's Friend because of Zombies. You're alone, dark back country road, radio goes out and all you got in the back is a load of rubber chickens destined for Kalamazoo. Zombies closing in on your three and nine and a wall of the undead blocking the road up ahead. Hit the gas and shift the gears, you're going 55 over a rise when you break through the mindless hoard only to realize you're not going to make the turn. Crashing through a forest your rig jackknifes to a rest against a pine tree and you're trapped. Broken glass, a dozen shotgun shells and a Trucker's Friend are all that stand between you and the infection. You grab both tools, looking up to see the swarm. Double tapping and reloading as quick as you can you're soon left with an overpriced club and the Trucker's Friend. Swinging the yellow tool for your life you soon break through, saving yourself, the load of rubber chickens, and the town of Kalamazoo from certain death. Trucker's Friend. Either that or the manufacturer owns stock in a meth factory running lot lizards on the side and wants to distract the fuzz from their activities as I've heard both called trucker's friend before.

Every time I see this pop up somewhere my question is "why did they call this the Trucker's friend?" For the life of me I can't figure out why a trucker would need a demo tool.