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MorganRockwell
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Mar 20, 2018
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I'm reading some nasty comments about my sweet beotch Gareth Everhard, now I'd like to add my 2 cents to this.
Rockwell customer service is top notch! I nicked my penis while using the 6 inch Gareth made on Kickstarter and sent them a complaint on Reddit, Gareth re-plied right away offering to Make it Right on me pecker.
So Gareth offers to personally lick the wound and rub some Tim Horton's maple cream on it.
This type of service gains loyal customers around the world when the owner is so willing to lick the cream from a Reddit customers swamp ass. I'm sold on Gareth and his plight to make the cheapest Chinese crap and sell it for the stupid gullible masses on Reddit phags.
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