Massdrop: “Hi Manbear. I found this pretty little vixen just for you; the best experience of all time.”
Me after a few drinks: “Oh. Interesting. Ugh. Why must this product arrive in my inbox just in time to tempt me into buying right after buying the other thing...”
Massdrop: “Buy this amazingness. Mother f$&)$er. You have 4 days and you need it.“
Me: ”Yes, Massdrop. All of my best judgement is gone. This product will shine happiness upon my soul for eternity. I will give my first born child for it.“
Massdrop: “Ok. We’ll get it to you in 78 months.“