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Manbear
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Aug 18, 2018
Massdrop: “Hi Manbear. I found this pretty little vixen just for you; the best experience of all time.” Me after a few drinks: “Oh. Interesting. Ugh. Why must this product arrive in my inbox just in time to tempt me into buying right after buying the other thing...” Massdrop: “Buy this amazingness. Mother f$&)$er. You have 4 days and you need it.“ Me: ”Yes, Massdrop. All of my best judgement is gone. This product will shine happiness upon my soul for eternity. I will give my first born child for it.“ Massdrop: “Ok. We’ll get it to you in 78 months.“
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