Weltool T11 & T10 Long-Throw LED Flashlights

Wait, no firefly mode? Fugettaboutit. Seriously though, I'm liking the listed features, other than "aero-space alloy" - if the aluminum wasn't salvaged from a bloody space ship, then please drop the hackneyed marketing words. If I do spring for one, I'll get the slightly-less-impressive T11, then either buy or make red and/or green filters.

In the U.S., I think there are more than a few politicians who would, if they could, have everyone bubble-wrapped for their own safety, then put a sticker on the wrapping warning the wrapped of the risk of suffocation.