That's the funniest thing I've ever seen or read on MD, including everything I've ever written or posted!
It may take months, or even years for me to top it!!!
That said, I wish to point out that CWBS (Chronic Watch Beading Syndrome) is no laughing matter!
It is a problem that unfairly targets the young and wealthy of our communities in shockingly disproportionate numbers. Are you, or a loved-one at risk?
Be on guard for these tell-tale signs:
Are you obsessed with unreasonably tight color coordination schemes?
Is your watch arm noticeably longer than your non-watch arm?
Do experience depressed or thoughts of self-harm on Sundays--when Hobby Lobby is closed?
If so, you too may be a victim!