Cans just not life-changing enough for? You may be suffering from a bad case of head-phonia-- if any of these symptoms sound familiar:
"I can't believe it--I waited three months for my new headphones and when they finally arrived, I'm no smarter, no better looking, that rash hasn't cleared up, I'm still living with my mother, and the chick in cubical down the way told me if I didn't stop leering at her, she was going to report me to HR! These headphones suck!
Hmm...maybe MD should provide a safe-space for droppers forced to deal with reality?