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PRETZEL LOGIC I would love to tour the Southland  In a travelling minstrel show  Yes I'd love to tour the Southland  In a traveling minstrel show  Yes I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh  Sound just like a record on the phonograph  Those days are gone forever  Over a long time ago, oh yeah I have never met Napoleon But I plan to find the time  I have never met Napoleon But I plan to find the time  'Cause he looks so fine upon that hill  They tell me he was lonely, he's lonely still Those days are gone forever Over a long time ago, oh yeah I stepped up on the platform 
The man gave me the news
He said, You must be joking son 
Where did you get those shoes?
Where did you get those shoes? Well, I've seen 'em on the TV, the movie show  They say the times are changing but I just don't know  These things are gone forever  Over a long time ago, oh yeah