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InchoateAlpha
13
Aug 19, 2014
I was slightly interested until I watched the demonstration video. Once I saw those overweight guys slashing around pointlessly in their low-budget "torture" dungeon to a background of chugging metal riffs, I couldn't take it seriously anymore. Good luck anyway.
guvnor
735
Aug 20, 2014
InchoateAlphaThose overweight guys have been in business making knives since the 80s and have more knowledge/experience then you'll ever have in your lifetime.
They record those tests because they were doing them anyway as quality assurance. They were doing those tests before you were probably born. Certainly before all the internet trolls ever existed. Naturally doing the same thing over and over gets dull(no pun intended), so they admit to trying to have more fun with zombie themes and such.
And here you are, so serious about something you're just slightly interested about.
mydonkeykong
54
Aug 20, 2014
InchoateAlphaYes, they are disgusting especially when they add artificial blood and all. I can use this katana in the kitchen for preparing my sushi.
Silverstrike
154
Aug 20, 2014
mydonkeykongHow many sushi rolls can you cut with these?
Silverstrike
154
Aug 20, 2014
InchoateAlphaI felt sorry for the Katana, really.
InchoateAlpha
13
Aug 21, 2014
guvnorSettle down. I'm not insulting their ability to make fine products. I'm saying that their marketing techniques are corny and off-putting. There are loads of people on the fence about buying expensive luxury items. If the marketing tools are poorly executed then those people aren't going to be persuaded regardless of how knowledgeable/experienced the makers are.
guvnor
735
Aug 22, 2014
InchoateAlphaMy mistake, I just expected people to buy products based on substance and not marketing.
InchoateAlpha
13
Aug 23, 2014
guvnorSave the cliches about substance for those who aren't shopping online.