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Movado Bold Dial Quartz Watch

RayF

22220

Jun 15, 2020

Ever find yourself looking at a drop and wondering to yourself: "who the fuck would buy a thing like that?" I have. And one of the first things I like to do when considering that question, is to slide down the page and check the "Recent Activity" section where MD lists the three most recent comments or the names of any actual Purchasers. To my shock and surprise, I found someone had purchased one of these...things! Well, curiosity got the best of me and I probed a little deeper--I clicked on the fellow's icon and ended up on his About/Bio page. Then clicked the Products link and and made the horrifying discovery below!

Apparently MD has developed some kind of diabolical mind-control/brain-washing algorithm, which they have somehow implanted into the head of this poor devil! There can be no other explanation for his participation in so many of MD's worst drops: everything from Ingersolls to that moronic AR15 Scalpel/Bottle Opener and now a $229 quartz watch with no damn dial! How many others have been likewise infected by MD sinister manipulations? Perhaps only this fellow, or perhaps there are many hundreds of victims the world over--perhaps even you?!!! We cannot know for sure, but at this point I would advise all members to take this short self-diagnostic test: 1) Are there watches in your case or drawer who's purpose or function you cannot explain? 2) Are there objects on your keychain you have never used? 3) Do you own multitools with functions/devices you have never used and cannot explain? 4) Have you purchased three or more headphones in the past month? 5) Do you equate the term "balanced cables" with the concept of "better sound"? 6) Have you purchased 3 or more items solely because they were labeled "tactical" 7) Do you often consume more than two alcoholic beverages while shopping online? 8) Does the UPS man greet you by your first name? If you have answered YES to three or more of these questions, you may be among those who are at a higher risk of being affected by mind control tactics. While no cure is presently available for those so afflicted, experts are working tirelessly to develop a vaccine. Until then, members are advised to take the following precautions before making a purchase.

First, and most importantly, ask your wife if she thinks the purchase is a "good idea."
Second, check to make sure you don't already own one or more of the item you are attempting to purchase.

Additionally, members advised to take any and all additional measures to protect themselves from possible exposure, contamination and undue influences when shopping online.

Good luck, and safe shopping!

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Smurfy

Jun 15, 2020

RayFWow!! Ray, you must have a lot of spare time on yours hands, while your not winding watches, to do such an in depth analysis!!!

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RayF

22220

Jun 15, 2020

Smurfy I have lots of time. You a little short?

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Smurfy

Jun 15, 2020

RayFYup, need to work.

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RayF

22220

Jun 15, 2020

Smurfy Pity. The little people, how they suffer!

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JAone

999

Jun 16, 2020

RayFRay, I am guilty of point 7 only!! To my surprise; and that's not that often, or maybe not often enough!! Anyway I do have some deep concerns about one bit of advice: "Ask your WIFE!!!" Really you should know by now that most of us "mere mortals" would never buy anything by doing this: in fact Drop would go out of business! I am not surprised the moderator has not moderated you on this one.LOL.