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Ugly Watches For Rich Guys

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I've read that being stupid-rich isn't as easy as one might think. You know, as apposed to being a regular, working-stiff kind of guy like myself. Now suppose a guy like me, wanted to buy an ugly watch--wouldn't be a problem right? There's plenty of inexpensive ugly watches around, and with sites like Invicta, well--you can kill an entire afternoon and not run out of inexpensive uglies. But what if you're that rich guy? You can't be seen wearing a damn Invicta; all your rich guy friends would know right away, you cheaped out and they'd taunt you mercilessly over cocktails down at the Yacht Club. Nope, if you're a rich guy and have your heart set on a big ugly watch, you're going to have put some effort into it. Money won't be the issue ('cause, you know, you're a rich guy), but finding a watch that checks the right boxes (ugly, and costs a ton), that's the sticky part. Well take heart, hedge-fund-breath, because now finding that big ugly, priced-like-a-Lamborghini, watch is easier than ever! Just head on over to TheWatchBox.com and sort their huge selection by price: "High to Low!" --then hang on to your hat, and grab that AMEX Black Card, you're about to be transported to big-buck-ugly heaven!!! Here's just one example of what a fat-cat, like yourself can get for a whopping $250,000:
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Just look at that...that...hell I don't know what to call it, but I know it beats Invicta's best, and at a price you could still buy a house for (in Buffalo, anyway). So, there you go--rich guy problem solved! And hey, don't forget to post your wrist shots!
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Nov 5, 2019
Being rich doesn't mean you have taste. Just Google "Producer Michael" and look at the 400k plus turds he buys...
jaxtrauma
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Nov 4, 2019
wtf
Hewitt29
Nov 3, 2019
Haha I actually am considering Buying this exact model ! (Been on a wait list for a few months now)
Erikesp
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Nov 4, 2019
Yeah the AP's are nice. Check our Roger Dubuis, A. Lange &Sohne, and Berguet as well.
Hewitt29
Nov 4, 2019
ErikespRoger Dubuis is the only one I’m not familiar with, but will definitely check it out ! Thanks 🙏
CeeBass
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Nov 3, 2019
That’s the G-Shock for millionaires. Here’s Odell Beckham Jr. wearing his Richard Mille DURING a football game.
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RayF
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Nov 3, 2019
CeeBassProbably the only one he had that matched his helmet.
TwentySixAnd
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Nov 3, 2019
CeeBassHe was wearing fakes, he got roasted for it
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