Hmm...that knife is a 27 on the ugly scale (a scale that tops out at 10)!
If I owned that knife I'd melt it down and make fishing sinkers out of it! And if I caught any fish with 'em, I'd throw 'em all back--'cuz if I ate 'em--it would just remind me of how damn ugly the knife was before I made sinkers out of it.
Truth is I probably won't be able to sleep tonight because that knife is going to give me nightmares! As a mater of fact--I think I may need counseling after seeing this knife! This knife needs a trigger warning! This knife has probably ruined my life now!!!
How could MD do this to me?
If I owned that knife I'd melt it down and make fishing sinkers out of it! And if I caught any fish with 'em, I'd throw 'em all back--'cuz if I ate 'em--it would just remind me of how damn ugly the knife was before I made sinkers out of it.
Truth is I probably won't be able to sleep tonight because that knife is going to give me nightmares! As a mater of fact--I think I may need counseling after seeing this knife! This knife needs a trigger warning! This knife has probably ruined my life now!!!
How could MD do this to me?