I think you're not far enough up the analog audio chain. Imagine your excitement when the van pulls up in front of your house and out step the Massdrop X Eagles, the Massdrop X Pink Floyd, or the Massdrop X Rolling Stones!
It's not the actual band, of course. But it is a really good cover band, maybe even better than the original, containing one or more stage musicians who toured with real band.
They'd all show up in black suits, with black instruments - or at least you think they're black. But when you shine a flashlight on them up close, you see a slight tinge of color, and realize that it's actually an exclusive "midnight blue."
Of course, if you want to get the absolute best performance out of your cover band, you'll also need to get the Massdrop X Spinal Tap guitar amp for them, and turn it all the way up to 11. Then you'll really be able to tell the difference between your cover band and the regular ones you find in a bar.
Will. Sell. Like. Hotcakes.