Unfortunately due to various restrictions we can't currently offer laser pointers. There's a whole lot of legal issues around these and it varies widely from country to country making it very difficult to guarantee shipments. If anything changes though, I'll be sure to update. Thanks everyone.
For what it's worth, if you're looking for a damn impressive laser, take a look at the two visible greens I added. Professional models. Exactly as bright as legally allowed, one you even get a certificate verifying exact power down to a hundredth of a milliwatt.
The beams are TOTALLY visible at night.
Best part, if you drunkenly shine it in your friend's eye, he's not going to need an eye patch.