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Satan RGB Light Edge Desk Mat

Satan RGB Light Edge Desk Mat

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RGB lighting doesn’t have to be reserved for your keyboard and mouse. Complete your setup with this RGB deskmat to really brighten up your space Read More

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SpencerL
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Jun 7, 2020
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To those addressing the name of the product, No it's not a typo - the deskmat is under the same brand that produced the Satan60 PCB. I double-took at first too, but clarified with the vendor that this might not be the best name. Keep up the comments though, they're entertaining!
AiDev
163
Jun 12, 2020
SpencerLThis total sale was 200 x $18 = $3600 in revenue. That small amount is before your costs. That's less than a lot of customer's life time values. I'm not sure why you thought this satanic garbage was worth it. When you promote satan, you don't just have to face angry customers. Unfortunately, you will have to deal with justice from the Almighty God. My suggestion for avoiding his wrath would be to cancel this sale.
Tyten
47
Jun 16, 2020
SpencerLI'm ok with this. Sold my soul after one listen to Reign in Blood back in high school and haven't looked back since.
erto
493
Aug 12, 2020
Well, my Hail Satan RGB Light Edge arrived. Turned it on and seems relatively demon free so far. It does smell of chemicals but not sulfur. I hope it learns to stay flat. edit: I have been using it for an hour or two and a thunderstorm just started. Use that information as you see fit.
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erto
493
Aug 7, 2020
Delayed for some demonic reason. I hope there is a new estimated ship date soon.
ciber
231
Aug 6, 2020
when will it be shipped? still no shipping notice.
erto
493
Jul 27, 2020
Hope the mat ships in time for the 5G political vaccine flat earth and oxygen levels debates being held in Florida.
AiDev
163
Jun 10, 2020
Hope you enjoy these few sales. I'm not buying from you guys again.
AiDev
163
Jun 12, 2020
haha Oh well. This total sale was 200 x $18 = $3600. Before cost. That's less than a lot of customer's life time values. IDK why this satanic crap was worth it. Happy customers increase sales. Angry customers can cause you to lose some money. Furious customers will cost you a lot of money. Marketing goes two ways my friend.
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Philbeey
40
Jun 18, 2020
AiDevThey sold through. Shame seems like they're hurting. And hilariously not for being named what they are, or for being lackluster. Perhaps you should have complained about the latter
PurpleTurple
60
Jun 8, 2020
So...is this mouse pad really 1.6 inches thick? That sounds quite strange... Maybe some accurate product info is in order.
PurpleTurple
60
Jun 10, 2020
Probably 5mm (not 5cm) but it would be nice to see accurate info in the product details.
lancebramsay
13
Jun 12, 2020
PurpleTurpleAgreed. I'll save my critiques of the product but at the very least the information should be accurate.
chrisgnickol
121
Jun 8, 2020
hail satan lol
Angelguide
24
Jun 7, 2020
Satan means enemy. Most electronics have our enemy's design, but its within the patterns of their layout of the PCB. Just like stones are inhibited with energy, they use them in resistors, and other electrical pcb components. There are specific patterns that can summon evil, and some companies use them. That is one reason to always find out who your buying from. The enemy is always looking for someone to prey on, because his time is now very short. Father is separating the wheat from the tares. The walk is a narrow path, not all will repent. Even though Christ Jesus/Yahushua and Father Yahuwa/God loves them so much. Love you all. P.s Say no to that mark of the beast.
TekkamanRain
58
Jun 8, 2020
AngelguideI'm pretty sure this mat functions just like any other similarly available LED mat that you can find on Amazon. Also, technology just doesn't work that way. Perhaps some sleep or a visit to a psychiatrist is in order.
KuroYariman
61
Jun 12, 2020
AngelguideHAHA might wanna keep it to the conspiracy forums! your just asking for harassment with this! BTW I dont think the chinese knock off makers care about summoning the devil! They worship the all mighty dollar!
Ueli
22
Jun 7, 2020
sooo... there are RGB LEDs... with 5 colors? FIVE?
Att1cus
100
Jun 7, 2020
UeliAnd they don't even tell you which 5 colors they are...
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