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RayF
22218
Apr 17, 2021

"I've been away from Drop for a year or more..." he says! "Whatever happened to all the watches and knives and other cool gadgets?" he asks! I'll tell you what happened buddy; you and a bunch of guys like you, abandoned the site--that's what happened! Did you suppose MD was just gonna tread water 'till you's came back? Sorry buddy, but while you was out to lunch with the now-and-then-crowd, the big boss had what you'd call an "epiphany."
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It occurs to him one afternoon that if he has to wait around for you to come back and buy a knife every year or so, his company'll be in the tank by next Tuesday.
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So he hires himself some new blood--an Idea Man with a plan! That guy tells the big boss to put the skids to you's dead-beat, once-in-a-blue-mooners, for good! From now on he says, we go where the big money is: headphones, amps and keyboards.
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"You know, for kids!" he says. Now think about it buddy, how many eleven-hundred dollar watches, knives and cool gadgets did you buy, when you was here buddy? Yeah, that's what I thought. You see buddy, right about now they got kids lined up around the block with fists full of cash just wait'n to buy a pair of HD 8XXs. And you know what? When they come out with the new HD 9XXs six months from now, them same kids will still be lined up around the block! You ever stand in line for a watch or pocket knife buddy? No, I didn't think you's did. Well friend, that's the long and short of it--a simple case of you snooze, you loose, combined with the hard facts of time waits for no man, all served up with a side order of money talks and--well you know the rest, buddy My advise to you buddy it stop try'n swim up-stream—join the crowd. Get yourself a nice pair of cans and new keyboard while the get'n's good. 'Cuz buddy, you don't know how long that stuff's gonna be around either!
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RBK76
Apr 17, 2021
RayFDaaaaaaang
leesure
41
Apr 21, 2021
RayFYeah...so FWIW, I bough a 'Made by MassDrop knife. And I bought 2 watches. And I bought a pair of 6XX's. And yeah, they still lost me when they got rid of everything.
ahegaofish
36
Nov 20, 2021
RayFI unironically dislike you.
RayF
22218
Nov 21, 2021
ahegaofish Take a number.
TKTaken
0
Dec 13, 2021
RayFI mean, @aheagofish didn't even say that in a rude way. But honestly speaking between littering your obnoxiously sarcastic response, which was overly aggressive considering the tone and the question asked, with gifs and photos to make it more childish and passive-aggressive was un-warranted. Then to follow that up your brush off response to a legitimate comment about your response, either means you are ignorant of the possibility that you came off like a dick, dont care that youre a dick, or think that he is being over dramatic. No matter what the reason is I dont see what you have to gain from any of it. Your response took EXTRA effort to not only be that long but to be that over the top, you didn't even get a response from OP so if that was why you did it you didn't even get that. I honestly just dont get it. I mean im just here confused, because you're either a dick or just a lame, bad, troll
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RayF
22218
Dec 13, 2021
TKTaken My diagnosis, from scanning your comment, is that you seem to have a rather pronounced “Dick” problem. Hopefully, in time—the onset of puberty, for instance—you’ll outgrow that preoccupation. Often discovering members of the opposite sex is sufficient to dislodge the needle (so to speak) from the groove one seems to be (metaphorically) stuck in, and to eventually develop along more or less normal lines. There is every reason to remain hopeful—don’t give up! Also, never begin a long-winded comment with the cliche expression: “I mean.” It is painfully bad form. One cannot clarify one’s thoughts or statements before having expressed those thoughts or statements, can one? No, they cannot. That would be “putting the cart before the horse”, to use a another (better placed cliche), wouldn’t it? Now on your way lad, you’ve got your whole future before you!
TKTaken
0
Dec 13, 2021
RayFSo youre response to an argument is to insult dick size and nit pick grammar and ignore the rest? Are you all fluff or do you have some intelligence behind your words?
RayF
22218
Dec 14, 2021
TKTaken My earlier comment made no reference what so ever to size—merely preoccupation. Perhaps now we know why? My other point referred to sentence structure and syntax, not grammar. Communication skills are what separates us from the beasts of the world (human and otherwise). I would scarcely call that knit-picking!
felipe.berlin
1
Jan 10, 2022
RayFThis was funny to read, thanks!
Theo313
1
Jan 25, 2023
RayFOne of the best replies I've ever read on the internet, had me cracking up!
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