Rothco Long Weekend Bag

Good idea! An old Scandinavian trick: I had a pair of 'greenland jeans' I rubbed beeswax into on some pretty brutal wet/cold treks and it kept me warmer and drier than others' fancy Gore-Tex pants. The technique uses beeswax candles but a hot hair-dryer and a bar of wax is less likely to burn your new Rothco bag.

That is there to cut down on the shit-tonne (that's a metric system thing) of bogus lawsuits flooding the courts: "You can't say you weren't warned."