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KA-BAR Tactical Spork (2-Pack)
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KA-BAR Tactical Spork (2-Pack)
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When you’re eating in the backcountry, you have to expect the unexpected. A broken utensil here, a stray animal there: There are tons of things that can go wrong Read More
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keyboard_arrow_downMeasty
332
Apr 22, 2018
Okay. No matter what, sporks can't be fucking tactical. Can we please draw the line before we get to spork.
A community member
Jul 25, 2018
I had to look.
Now I know what that weird device the SF guys we’re carrying on my last deployment.
presumably to subdue enemy guard dogs.
Clarid
153
Mar 8, 2018
Hi, I'm looking for clarification on if the optional chopsticks are also tactical or just regular civilian ones. Thanks.
Clarid
153
Aug 27, 2018
ClaridThat's what I was thinking, but it's all about construction, you know? Are they reinforced with a carbotanium rod to support the torque of prying the door handle of a Jeep Rubicon when my buddy Dale takes the last eggroll and hides like the eggroll stealing gopher that he is?
kauboy
127
Mar 7, 2018
If Ka-Bar isn't careful, this dangerous spork could find its way onto the next ban list of assault weapons. I'll bet more than a few snowflake's hearts started palpitating when they scrolled down and saw the exposed knife.
SlothMees
28
Jul 25, 2018
https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/tactical-coffee-mug/
SlothMees
28
Jul 27, 2018
RayFI don't know about a flight, but it is definitely hard to just carry this in general, and forget about it sitting in the cup holder in your car or even between your legs for that matter. This best use is to just not. Makes a better book end then a mug.
Elfein7Night
75
Apr 24, 2018
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up TACTICAL spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Sugar_Free
365
Feb 4, 2018
When I was deployed out in North Korea, my platoon and I got ourselves into some trouble with a beehive. Thousands of North Korean solders cornered us into an old warehouse shooting hell down on us. With no more ammo to shoot back with, we radio'd our uber driver for a pick up, pulled out our tactical sporks and fought our way out of the warehouse to rally up with our huey! If it wasn't for those tactical sporks, our asses would be swiss cheese...
SteveDinNC
24
Apr 2, 2018
The spoon/fork part is to small. Almost as if it were to be sized for a baby.
lol-lol
12
Apr 23, 2018
Thank you for a good chuckle, not least of all because of the not-so-small grain of truth in your gag.
RayF
22216
Jul 25, 2018
You can buy babies where you live? None of the stores around here carry 'em anymore (not that I'm look'n, mind you--I have enough trouble what with a dog, a cat and girlfriend--some are house-broke, but not all of 'em).
PMKNHD
20
Feb 5, 2018
Engineered_badlyMaybe something carbon fiber that looks like a stick that can be screwed into a tree.
doug100
53
Feb 4, 2018
Now you can enjoy your dinner and murder your tent mate with one simple instrument. With this new gadget I saved 3 ounces over my previous diner/murder set-up. Woo Hoo!
Bayside_Father
124
Jul 24, 2018
Dude! These are the *best* for eating your tactical vegan dehydrated quinoa-kale pouch! The knife will make quick work of the tofu you take with you backpacking, too. What's more, you can be a ninja at school or the office when you use the chopsticks to eat your cup ramen. It won't be regular ramen, it'll be TACTICAL ramen!
Now, when is Massdrop going to offer a tactical koozie (MOLLE-compatible in black or camouflage) for my tactical Slurpee?
Now, when is Massdrop going to offer a tactical koozie (MOLLE-compatible in black or camouflage) for my tactical Slurpee?
Calaverasgrande
1486
Jul 26, 2018
Bayside_FatherIf you are gonna bash vegans get it straight. That is tactical vegan dehydrated quinoa-kale-tempeh and gluten free. Because some special ops have celiac disease.
Bayside_Father
124
Jul 26, 2018
Calaverasgrande*Bash* vegans? No, I'm *celebrating* vegans!
I have it on good authority that the knife works just as well on tempeh as it does on tofu.
I have it on good authority that the knife works just as well on tempeh as it does on tofu.
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