Only 2-3 more hours until my Red Edition comes in the mail! Time to stalk the mailman once again :)
Should I casually pretend to water the plants in the garden while he organizes his mail or coincidentally walk out and be like "oh, a package? I totally wasn't expecting that! I was about to go do some really important grownup stuff, too. I bet you're thankful you caught me just in time!"
MadeAUsernameI like this story. Especially about doing grownup stuff. Reminds me of Adultman in Bojack. "I went to the stock market today. I did a business."